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wat rumor did u hear? skyeblood 04:37, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

wat are you talking about?Mr.black 04:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

u said bout a rumor bout da follow up on da Saga of Darren Shan. skyeblood 04:50, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

oh i heard that on darren shans site cause he was gonna make the series longer and hav a book called the cannibal king but he changed his mind. so then after he explained his decision he said that darren the character wont be back but he might eventually make a follow upMr.black 04:57, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

o i wonder if Mr. Darren Shan will mak a series for Darius cuz i want to kno is wat Annie gonna do with a fully bloody vampire son. skyeblood 05:01, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

yeah i feel really sorry for annie first her older brother "dies" and then she is fucked by steve and has a son. steve then abadons her and then her supposedly dead bro comes bak building up confusion and then her son turns out to be a vampaneze. then her older bro dies again leaving her with a recently blooded vampMr.black 05:08, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

i kno but all dat is either steve's fault or our "father's" fault. either way its always da bitch's fault. skyeblood 05:12, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

personally i blame our father cause if it werent for him none of this woulda happened. but then again we wouldnt hav the cool book seriesMr.black 05:14, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

true with a bunch of twists and evrything. skyeblood 05:22, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

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sorry i bumped the key board thats why that y is rite thereMr.black 05:29, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

o its alrite im cool with it. skyeblood 05:32, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

yeah i get kinda clumsy when im tired. i mean i can stay up pretty late but everyone has there breaking pointMr.black 05:37, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

dats pretty true. im kinda tired rite now but im watching hella funny videos on youtube & its keeping me awake. skyeblood 05:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

yeah that always helps. btw wat time is it in california im wondering cause the time zone is different from where we live. here its 1:45 amMr.black 05:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

let me check, its, well, rite now its 11:00. o i see ur point. skyeblood 05:57, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

yeah its kinda weird when you think about itMr.black 05:59, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Wat do u mean? Dat we hapn to chat with each other at a certain time? --skyeblood 06:20, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

no i mean that its kinda weird like say that were chatting and its noon in my timezone and in your timezone youv just finished eating breakfast. thats wat i meantMr.black 06:25, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Ya this kind of crap involves science which I got a B in. It's cuz da world is round & we r rotating. --skyeblood 06:29, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

im also bad at science i only remember that because one of my lady friends was talkin about that a few days agoMr.black 06:32, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

O I see. --skyeblood 06:33, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

im thinkin about asking her out now that i think of itMr.black 06:36, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Really dats cool. Well it depend if she is actually ur type. If she is then go for it. If she's not, then I can't say anything bout dat. --skyeblood 06:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

shes nice so she probaly wont be like my last and knee me so thats good and shes also fuckin hot and i mean meera flame hot! the only problem is that she acts like shes smarter than me and she probaly is to but i can hopefuly get past that and go for the prizeMr.black 06:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well part of me said go for but if she is a snob then my other part says no. But da thing is my no part is nearly as small as da little ppl in da books, so go for it. --skyeblood 06:54, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

yeah im definately gonna shoot for it. wat about you are you interested in anyone rite now?Mr.black 07:03, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Not sure cuz I lik this one guy but then it wuz too l8 & I kinda lik my friend dat I told u dat he got his ass blown up. Ya I kinda lik him. --skyeblood 07:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

well obviously you cant hav them both so youll hav to decide on which one is betterMr.black 07:13, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

I kno dat. But I can't tell. Well, actually I heard from sum1 dat da guy liks me as a friend & my friend told me dat he sees me as a sis. So ya I hav no shot at all. --skyeblood 07:39, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

dont you hate it when that happens. thats happened to me before and it sucked. but they were rite not to pursue a relationship with me. i realize that now cause if we did then our friendship would never be the sameMr.black 16:09, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

I kno. Da guy I dated, he wuz once my friend & wen we broke up, he stopped talking to me. It hella sux --skyeblood 17:28, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

yeah once you cross that line theres no going backMr.black 19:18, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

True dat. --skyeblood 23:33, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

yeah even when you ask its still never the sameMr.black 00:06, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yup so true. Once ur friends & hav a relationship & break up nevr da same. --skyeblood 01:57, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

yeah thats wat happened to me and one of my exs we had been friends for a few years and after a while i asked her out and she said yes and everything was fine for a while until from complicated reasons we broke up and after that we never looked at eachother the same way again. as a matter of fact we barely intereact with eachother anymoreMr.black 02:34, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Damn dats is not a good way to end a friendship. --skyeblood 02:43, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

yeah and the only times that we hangout together is when were in a group and we only talk to eachothe if its a group discision. and the sad thing is before we were like best friends so close that we could no wat wat each of us was going to say before we even said it. so yeah that is was the firest of the many failures with womenMr.black 02:48, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Wow so dats ur worst moments with girls. Damn then u got sum bad experiences with them. Gotta hate our dad. --skyeblood 02:54, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

no it gets worst like with that time when i slugged my ex girlfriends ex and then a few months later she broke up with him again and came back to me and started kissing me over and over again. it began to hurt from the pressure. she then tells me that she wants to get back with me and asks me if i want to go see a movie. i lie and say that my parents will drive me there. i then changed my voice mail on my cell to "hav a nice day sandra you slut" then when she realizes that im not there she calls me and i purposely didnt answer so she could get my special message. then on the next day of school she socked me and then grabbed one of my friends by his shirt and threw him to a wall and started making out with him. i later asked my friend why he let her do it and he told me that he didnt and that she pinned him to the wall. i hate that bitch and tinyMr.black 03:21, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Damn dat lil special message wuz rite, she is a slut & a whore. Y does our dad hav to be this way with his kids? Wait we kno cuz he doesn't hav a god damn heart. He stays with me so he won't waste alot of energy & gets his laugh. & he sum how goes to Virginia & tortures u with all da energy he saves. ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! --skyeblood 03:33, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

yeah and now i think hes possessing my bestfriend cause hes talking street and hes white. im not being racist or anything but i couldnt even tell wat he was saying. hes sayin stuff like "waddup muh homie bout we swing for a blaze on muh speed" and im just like "wat the hell!" "and then he starts explaining that blaze mean ride and speed means motor scooter. then im like "oh ok from now on im gonna call you jackass" "and then he says something about me putting salt on his game. and then im like "thats slang for great". then another one of my friends walks over and i say "hey ugly" and then hes like "wat the fuck did i do" and then i say "thats slang for goodlooking" and then i turn around to my ex that i was talking about earlier who was overhering the conversation and i say "hey goodlooking" and then shes looking at me like "ok are you using your stupid slang" and i nodded. then lunch was over and were all leaving to go to next bell then my ex says "comon jackass lets and i mean jackass". anyway im getting sidetracked my point is hes got my bestfriendMr.black 03:52, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Damn dat bitch has got good disguises. Plus dude nevr talk street cuz wen a black guy or a Hispanic guy says it, it's understandable but wen a white dude does, they just posing. Trying to be all gangster or bad, cuz wat I see is bullshit. Da slang itself is definitely bullshit cuz for one thing, I may be Hispanic but I heard it alot in sf which is just plain bullshit. It's lik those gangs can't speak English & use any words to mak it work. Dats y I only kno half of wat dat slang wuz. Sorry I kinda hate slang so I got off track. Ya we both agree dat tiny is a jackass. --skyeblood 05:33, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

yeah and it gets worse then he comes over to my house and then he gets a call from one of our lady friends. when he hangs up he says that she wants him to go over to her house. he then asks me wat that means. and by then im just fed up so i say "well i dont no wat its called in your new world but in honkeytown thats called a date". so he then starts sayin in a bunch of slang words that he cant date her cause shes like a sister to him and he also says that he cant hurt her so he forces me to go with him to spoil there evening just like he was doin at my house. luckily in the end he didnt need me to spoil it cause she just got fed up with his slang so he finnaly stopped but i wasted a good 3 hrs of my life listening to him talking street so in the end we all lost. damn that bastardMr.black 06:18, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Here is wat I say to those slanging bastards, "uhm. Ummmm....... SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! U MOTHER FUKERS!!!!! If ur talking lik dat just to be fly, well stop it cuz ur ain't fly, ur just stupid. Pay attention in English class cuz ur failing it wat it seems. U ain't fly!!!! Thank u for ur time." ya I would say dat & start shooting with a gun rite away. I don't care if I get shot, I'm gonna be dead anyways. At least wen I'm shot, it brings my sufferings to an end rite then there. --skyeblood 07:08, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

yeah death is death does it really matter who delivers itMr.black 07:10, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

No not really but it matters wen. Lik wen r u gonna die? Who cares? we r gonna die eventually. But da luky ones r da ones who died at an early age. They don't hav to experience life's dark side. We r equal in da eyes of death. Maybe if 2012 is true, then death might cum sooner than we thought. Yup da apocolypse is cuming & we just hav to wait until 12/21/2012. --skyeblood 07:29, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

no i want to group up and evrything. to tell you the truth i cant wait to group then i wont hav to do anything except for die and pay taxes and im gonna get a harley and a girl that is impressed with harlys. and as for the 2012 crap i dont believe in it cause God is the only one who nos when the end will comeMr.black 07:30, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ya well dat is a load of crap but I just can't wait till I die. But before I die, I just want to at least finish writing one book & finally publish it or else I didn't live my life at all. I kno it's sad but hey I also want to mak out with an English dude or an emo guy or at least marry those guys then publish a book. Sorry I just lik sensitive guys or those guys with an English accent. I find dat hot. Sorry too much info. --skyeblood 07:40, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

its ok i was just talking about getting a harley and a girl that is impressed with harlies so im one to talk. and why do you want to die thats pretty sad even for my standards and thats sayin somethin cause im usually called either a pessamist or a debbie downerMr.black 07:45, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Well I view life as to be unfair & if we r gonna die anyways y don't death just cum. --skyeblood 12:49, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

yeah life is definately unfair but i dont want to die soon unless its with gloryMr.black 15:20, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ya lik da vampire way, it's better to die honorably than hav ur friends tak care of u at an old age. --skyeblood 01:15, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

yeah id hate to be at one of those nursing homesMr.black 01:30, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Ya those places r a nightmare for both da patients & nurses. I don't want to relive dat evr again. --skyeblood 02:32, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

wat do you mean relive?Mr.black 02:36, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Dude I had to do community service & I chose a nursing home. Damn I seen da scariest things dat a person my age should nevr see until they're retired. It still brings shivers down my spine. I coulnt sleep for a week cuz of wat I saw. --skyeblood 02:55, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

wat did you see? nude wrinkly old people?Mr.black 03:16, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Worse. I seen nude old ppl with a skin disease & making luv evn though they r too fuken old. --skyeblood 03:30, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

great now your gonna give me nightmares! iv gotta get those images out of my head! if you want to do community service then just reshelf books at the libraryMr.black 03:35, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Dats wat I wuz thinking to do but my mom told me dat da library is too far & a nursing home is much closer. Man I should nevr waked in dat couple hold on (vomitting)....... I wish u nevr asked. --skyeblood 03:45, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

you wish? i now hav images of a nude micky roony with a nude doris roberts in bed and doris is riding mickys dick like a horse. its disgusting! i think i hav to pukeMr.black 03:54, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Actually there's more to it but it's so damn gross, I just I nevr came with my friend. Played sumthing as a joke & lock me in dar but they continue. Ok sorry Im gonna giv u a yr's or more worth of nightmares. Dude consider urself luky not being in dat room but I consider u unluky listening me talk bout it. Again sorry for painting dat horrible pic. --skyeblood 04:27, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

its ok itll probaly go away soon. but youv gotta get your friend help cause she needs itMr.black 04:32, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Dude remember my scoring board. Me:8, friends:2. Well my friend got me bak after I pretended I escaped from jail. She scored for her team while I didn't sleep. --skyeblood 04:58, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

well i guess she got her revenge. hahahahaha but isnt that a little harsh for pretending to escape from jailMr.black 05:01, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

I kno but watching two gay ass old guys with a skin disease & having sex standing up is worse. --skyeblood 05:04, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

wait they are two gay guys fucking eachother?!! iv got more images of a gay old guy sucking another gay old guys dick. iv gotta puke some moreMr.black 05:07, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Oops damn I'm so sorry. Dats a terrible image, I shouldn't hav said dat. It's hella gross, I'm sorry. I kno dat life treated u unfairly, now it got more gross. Again I'm so sorry. --skyeblood 05:12, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

its ok i no that you didnt mean to do that. but its gonna take a while to get those images out of my head tho. how long did it take you?Mr.black 05:20, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well I didn't sleep for week & got nightmares for 3-4 months. But since I experience it, it took me dat long but for sum1 else dat hear this, will probably hav those images much shorter time. --skyeblood 05:38, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

yeah hopefully cause iv got a lot gowing on rite now like change of diet,that girl i was telling you about,my parents are trying to get me to do summer camp. iv got it hard rite nowMr.black 05:41, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Damn ur going to summer camp. Dat kinda sux cuz it depends on da camp. If it's a happy gay ass camp then it's worse than summer skool. If it's sumthing dats u then it's better than summer skool. Probably thinking bout those things will get rid of da images I painted lik much quicker. --skyeblood 05:48, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

yeah and there doing this cause they think that i need to learn how to be social after iv told them a million time that theres nothing wrong with my social life but they never listenMr.black 05:56, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Dude since wen parents listen? --skyeblood 06:02, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

never they never do and ther always in our face too which sucks. theyre always hounding me about something iff its not about one thing then its about anotherMr.black 06:14, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Same here especially my grades. If I get a bad grade on a test, they would nevr let go of it till I get sumthing better. Also wen I pull pranks on my friends, they would not let me talk to them for a week. Good thing cuz my friends would be mad at me dat same week. But anyways parents r just pain in da asses. Maybe worst. --skyeblood 05:29, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

yeah like last nite when my dad told me that i couldnt go on facebook anymore. it sucks majorlyMr.black 03:37, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

Damn dat sux! Man dat means u can only go on facebook till u move out. Parents r so unfair. --skyeblood 06:19, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

no actually i just talked with them and they said that its only gonna be for a week. but it still sucks cause there gonna be monitoring me on facebook when i get it backMr.black 00:33, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Dats wat my mom did wen she figured out dat I hav this account but she knos dat I kno to be careful so she stopped. But at times I could still feel her on my shoulder watching me on da computer. I'm alone in my room rite now. Or am I? Rockwell ft. Michael Jackson "somebody's watching me" --skyeblood 06:25, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

does your mom no about this conversation cause she probaly wouldnt like the languageMr.black 22:30, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

No she only kept an eye on my talk page for a couple of days & she stopped. I don't think she noticed da language cuz she stopped looking at it for I start cussing. --skyeblood 00:15, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

oh thats good cause i would hate for you to get in trouble because of meMr.black 00:24, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ya dat would suk. I would be banned from da Internet, tv, & my iPod for a yr or more. But hey she isn't reading this conversation which is good. --skyeblood 04:42, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

yeah. hey wat did she say when she found out about your accountMr.black 15:51, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

She just said, "o well be careful." so basically she's cool with it, but my dad doesn't kno. Counting on my mom knowing sumthing dat he doesn't is very unlikely. Wat I'm saying is dat my mom probably told him already. --skyeblood 00:38, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

yeah and it probaly wont be long until he says something about. depending on when your mom found outMr.black 01:06, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

She found out da moment I made & told my dad which he didn't care as long as I'm careful. --skyeblood 02:15, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

oh thats good. my parents no about this account to but thankfully they dont no about the languageMr.black 02:55, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ur parents don't let u curse? If so same here. --skyeblood 02:16, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

yeah it sucks. its hard to restrain myself from cussing when im around them cause i cuss all the time. like when there around me i say frick instead of fuck and dang it instead of damn it and what the heck insted of wat the hell. yep its suckishMr.black 02:59, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ya it's hard not to cuss at my parents either. Wen they fucken mak me pissed off, I just wanted to say, "well fuk u bitch! I hated wen u fuken making me pissed! Stop getting so fuken pussed at me for da fuken small ass thing lik 'no shoes on da carpet' I mean who fuken cares ok! Ur such assholes & I want to kill u both so I can live my fuken life without u guys fuken butting in! Damn u fuken bitchy ass bastards!" I would say dat but I can't cuz I'm catholic. Who cares they cuss too & other chritians & Catholics. Wen I'm alone with my grandma or at skool or just home alone, then I can cuss. Don't worry my gradma can't understand English so if I cuss in English, she won't understand & won't tell my parents. At skool almost my entire grade cusses & we nevr get caught. I did accidently slip da word shit & hell twice which only my mom heard not my dad which I'm thanking God. I hate not cussing cuz it's my basic language rite now. --skyeblood 03:32, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

yeah it sucks. its hard to cuss at school since i go to an extremely small private school and a lot of the people there are just a bunch of goody goodies who only get exercis when they wrestle ham from each other and if they here me cuss then they will tell. so i only cuss with my friends, by myself,with my bro,or just at somebody walking by that pisses me off. but if i could cuss at those annoying bastards then i would say "hey asswipes how would you like to wipe my ass you stupid asswipes. how about i start callinng you my little asswipe. then i can get you a wipe that says my little asswipes asswipe and then when the time comes you can wipe my ass you stupid fucken whors." iv said that to one of my friends before but i was just joking if i said that to any of those stupid bitches then i would get expelledMr.black 05:36, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Wow dats da same at skool but since evry1 does it, it's not a big deal. Unless, it's front of a teacher, then it's a big deal. --skyeblood 01:29, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

yeah but like i said a lot of people there are goody goodies that think that cussing is like spitting on a bible. its so damn annoying even a few of my friends are like thatMr.black 04:16, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

O I kno da type. --skyeblood 23:23, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

yeah it sucks my school is over runned by those idiotsMr.black 00:40, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ya they r complete idiots. At my skool, their 3 hypocrites. They always say, "we r going to tell dat u cussed at skool." & they also. They r complete hypocrites & fuken annoying. --skyeblood 23:09, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

yeah thats kinda how it is except they dont cuss but there hippocriticall about some other things. its so damn annoyingMr.black 00:44, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Ya those annoying bitches. --skyeblood 11:32, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

i just wish that they would piss offMr.black 20:56, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

I wish they were nevr born. --skyeblood 04:26, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

yeah i sometimes wish that too. cause my arch enemy is among those bitchesMr.black 04:34, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

My enemy is da leader of da lil group. --skyeblood 05:15, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

my enemy is also the leader.i like to call the bitches the "drones" cause they always listen to my enemy even tho they are only pawns in our eternal chess gameMr.black 05:27, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Wow I hav a name for those wannabees 2, they r called "da twilight bitches" cuz they luv twilight & they r annoying like twilight. Right now they r hella excited cuz da new fuken twilight movie is cuming out. Aw man, dammit, my girlie friends r gonna drag me to see dat movie. Damn it gonna be worse than my incident at a nursing home. Y did I mak a movie day on da day after dat movie cums out. TT--TT --skyeblood 06:43, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

you could say that your sick that always works. anothr exscuse could be that youv already got plans. or you could just do wat i do and go hide out in the bathroom the whole time like wat i did at youth groupMr.black 06:47, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

I kno but da problem is dat my mom is cuming with us & I can't pretend to be sick in front of her. I tried dat, didn't work & I evn use makeup. Also hiding in da bathroom, smart but wat am I gonna do for more than 2 hrs in dar? & they will get suspicious. Damn I wish I could just sleep in da entire movie but no my mom wanted to kno y so many girls & moms lik da movies & books. I'm gonna pray dat they hav other plans cuz I don't wanna die dat way. TT^TT --skyeblood 07:10, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

yeah that is a problem.maybe after you when you leave to go to the bathroom you sneak into another movie. either that or you go to the bathroom for 10 min then come back and then wait for a few min before going back that way they wont get suspiciousMr.black 07:21, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Ya I would sneak in to another movie & say I got lost or dat I forgot which theatre they were in. Either way I'm gonna hear them talk bout da film. 1001 way to die: hearing girls talk bout twilight or watching all da movies in one day. --skyeblood 07:36, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

yeah your life sucks. the only way to end all the twilight talk is by pissing off your friends by insulting twilight.like by saying things like"if i wear glitter then does that make me a vampire?". seriously your friends need a reality check. just like some of my exes didMr.black 07:46, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

I did. I said dat Edward Cullen is a glittery stalker, dat a lil kid can his. I also made fun of Jacob Black saying dat he's just a puppy on styroids, he's untrained & might dukes them up. But they don't listen. They replied, "well at least he's sensitive. He ain't no stalker but a guardian. Jacob is my kind of puppy & I would giv up my virginity with him!" I evn said worse things & they still don't listen. Then b4 I can go as far as get a nightmare dat my crush turns into Edward or Jacob, I changed da subject to Vampire Diaries bad vampire boy, Damion Salvatore. Hey it's better with Damion sucking my blood dry than hav Edward watching as I sleep or get fuked up Jacob. --skyeblood 04:35, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

yeah. btw i heard that in eclipse the makers of the movie had to hav the wolves "nutuered" otherwise the movie would be rated-R. i guess that they had enough members in the pack if you n wat im sayin lolMr.black 05:05, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Ya I kno wat u mean lol. Instead of Edward's baby, it's Jacob's. Lol --skyeblood 05:22, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

yeah. theres this funny thing on youtube called "twilight how it should hav ended" its hillarious you should watch itMr.black 05:24, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

I just did & they made Jacob lik gangsta & made Edward lik a total woose. Plus datwat it hav been da whole damn time. Bella is a vampire & kill hella ppl. Ya definately instead dat she stays human till da last book. --skyeblood 05:36, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

yeah it was funny. personally i wouldv let bella die cause shes a winer and use my vampire powers to impress meagan fox and go out with her. that couldv been another how twilight should hav ended lolMr.black 05:46, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

If I wuz Alice, I would just kill Edward & hav Bella die. Then dump Jasper for Josh Hutcherson or dat dude who played Harry Potter or Chris Massoglia or da dude who played Damion salvatore. Ya impress them with my uniqueness & ability to see da future. --skyeblood 06:05, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

yeah they couldv done stuff like that but no they thought that they were in love. how pathetic. you no wat they say "love is blind"Mr.black 06:19, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Dats true...--skyeblood 06:26, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

yeahMr.black 06:35, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

this might be kinda random but can you give me some advice on girls? cause im waiting for a rebound and i need to no wat goes on inside of a girls head after a breakup and you no wat they say it takes one to no oneMr.black 05:47, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Well it depends on da break up. If da girl is da dumpee, she feels kinda depressed or very sad. There r sum girls who take it really seriously & just don't talk to anyone for a week or so. Also, there r sum girls will try to get da guy bak by dating a totally different guy who seems to be way better. If da girl is da dumper, usually, she would just hang out with her friends or finds another boyfriend or go to da boyfriend she is secretly dating with while in another relationship. Dat is da basically wat girl does after a break up for an average girl. For da crazy ones, I hav no idea. Hope dat helps. --skyeblood 06:41, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

thanks that does help. hopefully shell be the dumpee and be depressed and ill jump in and make her feel better. the only problem would be wether or not she still likes her ex. but with my kinda luck she will so thats why i got a secret weapon...axe deoderant. you see im not just a kid who wears sweater vests im also a master strategist who is in it to winMr.black 23:28, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

K dude as long as u don't put too much or don't put any on if she doesn't lik cologne. Dar r girls out dar who don't lik cologne or perfume & I'm one of them. So master stragedist, wat if dat hapns? --skyeblood 06:35, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

ill do wat ever maks her happy. cause i like to think of her as a tight rope walker the slightest disturbance could mak her go off balance and the next thing that you no theres a dead tight rope walker. im also a fan of julius caesar and i go by the quote of "i came i saw i conquered" and that is wat i plan to doMr.black 06:46, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Wow ur a Julius ceasar fan. Well, I'm a cleopatra fan. If I remember correctly, did Julius ceasar & cleopatra ruled ovr Rome & Egypt? --skyeblood 01:25, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

yeah and they were lovers or somethin. i like the story about when they killed her bro. hahahaha wat a dooshMr.black 01:29, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

O ya. Cleopatra wanted to be da last pharoh of Egypt, so she killed her brother & she killed her sister. Also wen Julius ceasar died, cleopatra went to a new man, Marc Antony. She still remained as a ruler of both Rome & Egypt. Cleopatra is a ruthless ruler & would do anything to remain in da top. Also, didn't cleopatra & Julius ceasar hav a son? Sorry I'm asking u questions, my knowledge of ancient Egypt is a bit rusty. --skyeblood 01:40, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

i dont think that they did my history teacher didnt mention that. i thought that it was funny about how they died...well kinda. i liked it when antony tried to kill himself but he couldnt even do that rite and then cleo was tryin to find a painless death(hasnt she ever heard of jumping head first off of a pyramid?) so yeah its funny in a weird wayMr.black 01:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Actually they did Julius & Cleopatra, I checked cleopatra's family tree & she does hav a son. My knowledge is cuming bak to me. Cleopatra didn't kill herself, da dude dat captured her killed her cuz for one thing, cleopatra is not da type to just give up wen she has failed. Cleopatra didn't commit suicide, she wuz killed. Marc Antony successful killed himself but da way he killed himself wuz a bad way to die. He stabbed himself either in da gut or on da side but he bleed to death dats wat I know. Also proof dat cleopatra had a son is dat dar is this ancient tomb which has carving of cleopatra holding gifts for an Egyptian king in front of her. Also julius ceasar wuz killed by sumone but I forgot who. --skyeblood 02:02, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

caesar was killed by marcus brutus, cassius, cina and a bunch of other guys who each stabbed him once. i think that he was stabbed 37 times or somthin i dont remember. and im not tryin to correct you this is just wat i heard. i heard that claopatra was kidnapped by octavius who wanted to bring her back to rome in shame but cleopatra escaped and was later found dead from poison. i guess that she wanted to die with dignity which is perfectly understandableMr.black 02:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry to correct u but u cleopatra info from rumors while mine is from da history channel & national geographic channel which have true facts. But da rumor bout cleopatra committing suicide which is all is, a rumor. Da most deadliest poison & snake venom can kill her but it would take hours for her to die from it. Plus she wuz captured but nevr escaped by da guy dat u mentioned. Octavian kept her locked up in a room with guards surrounding it & it's 2 min away from da room which Octavian wuz in wen cleopatra died. If cleopatra killed herself then how cum she wuz so sneaky bout getting Julius ceasar's heart so she can rule more land & just giv up? Think about it. --skyeblood 02:30, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

look i could arue with you about this all nite but its not worth it. i dont want our friendship to go bad because of this disagreement and trust iv nearly lost friendships just from arguements. so yeah well just leave it at she was killed. wat other historical people do you lik?Mr.black 02:36, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

I also had lost friendships with disagreements as well. I lik king tut, Augusta, Martin Luther King Jr., Hariet Tubman, frederick Douglass, Anne frank, & ceasar chavez. Dar r other ones but I forgot da names. Wat r urs? --skyeblood 02:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

i really lik alexander the great he was just damn cool. i also lik sidney george reilly, franklin roosevelt, and ronald reagan. you probaly dont no who sidney george reilly was so ill tell you. he was a spy workin for the british secret service. he went under several alias and killed many enemies during world war 1. he also inspired ian fleming to create james bondMr.black 03:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Wow dats really cool. Plus I just remembered Alexander da Great is one my fav historical person too. It's too bad he died. I just remembered another person Melba Pattillo. I might not heard of her but she wuz this 15 yr old black girl who wuz one of da first black students to integrate da best high skool in Little Rock, Arkansas in 1957. She wrote a book bout her high skool life in Little Rock Central High Skool called "Warriors Dont Cry" --skyeblood 03:14, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

thats cool. that reminds me of this movie when this african american guy became the first african american to win a college football championship. it was based off of a true story and was really good. i just cant remember the title. i think that it was called spotlight or somethinMr.black 03:20, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Dats really cool. I lik learning bout ppl of another race besides white fighting for their rights. It's awesome, it actually brought me to this well-known poet, Maya Angelou. She is a hell of a woman. --skyeblood 03:25, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

cool. didnt you say that you were hispanic or somthin?Mr.black 03:28, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ya, y? --skyeblood 03:34, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

just wonderin. im not racist if thats wat your thinkinMr.black 03:39, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry bout it, one of my guy friends always say racist jokes like achmed from Jeff Dunham. --skyeblood 03:48, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

thats good cause i want you to no that im not lik that at all. one of my friends also said a rude racist joke that i dont want to discussMr.black 03:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Wow my guy friend reanacted a joke dat achmed said dat wuz um finished, "two Jews walking in bar... U wouldn't let Jews in ur bar? U racist bastard!" it was funny as hell & he evn has a racist friend who would constantly say jokes bout Jews. He calls him Nazi cuz of his jokes. --skyeblood 04:02, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

wow maybe hes related to hitler or somthin. ask him to sign "meih kampf" for you lolMr.black 04:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Dats wat my guy friend did but he's not. --skyeblood 04:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

hahahaha well he couldv fooled me. this maybe a random question but ill ask it. wat do you plan to do when you grow up?Mr.black 04:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Dats a good question. Well, if possible, probably an actress. If not probably before or after I finish college, become an author. My English/Literature teacher said I hav a gift of acting & writing. I would think bout being an artist but I'm not dat sure. How bout u? --skyeblood 05:15, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

iv thought about bein an author but its just not somthin that i see myself doin. so iv decided that i want to be a prosecuting attorney cause im very argumenatuve so i could put that to good use and im really interested in crimeMr.black 05:18, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Wow dats pretty cool. But maybe sum day u might become an author. Who knos wat kind of destiny we will hav & nuting is said in stone. Hard work is da key to a better future. --skyeblood 05:27, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

yeah or maybe i could be both. attorney could be my full time job and writing could be one if my hobbies and every once in a while i could try to publish itMr.black 05:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ya dat is a good way to express urself. It's always good to find sum way to release ur anger, stress, or express urself & days y I draw & write. --skyeblood 06:15, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

thats very interesting. i cant explain why i like to write its just who i am i guess. the only thing is that i dont hav a lot of confidence in my work. to tell you the truth there was only one story that i felt proud ofMr.black 06:29, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Really?! Wow dar r no stories dat I'm proud of but a couple of pics I AM proud of. --skyeblood 00:20, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

well i bet that theyr better than mine. btw there are officially only two that im proud of cause i just finished oneMr.black 00:48, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Dats awesome! Do u mind telling me? --skyeblood 02:27, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

sure its about this guy who wakes up in this dark room with no memory of who he is. then this man starts to torment him by telling him that hes done horrible things and by giving him nitemares. hes able to give him nitemares cause hes lik a reality warper. in the end its revealed that the guy being tormented was actually a serial killer who escaped the death penalty by being the test subject for this machine called the "dream tube" which is capable of creating a place full of tormenting in someones mind. thats why the story is called "personall hell". so yeah its one of the two stories that i actually felt proud of makingMr.black 02:40, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Wow dats hella sick! Imagine dat dat existed. Lik it can be a punishment but also a treatment. It just depends on da person's mind. Would it be cool? --skyeblood 02:50, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

yeah it would be. to tell you the truth i had a hard time deciding the ending. at first i wanted a metahuman with the ability to mess with peoples minds but that was scrapped. then i thought about it turning out that he was really in hell but that was quickly scrapped. i eventually came up with the "dream tube" idea but originally the dream tube would hav been his sentence and he would somhow realize that non of it was real and escape the "dream tube" as well as police custody and become a fugitive. but that was scrapped because i couldnt figure out how he could discover that it wasnt real. so then i made him be a test subject but i kept the criminal background. can i hear about som of your stories?Mr.black 03:02, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

K well I'll say one of da ones my dad deleted on da computer. It's bout this girl who is having strange dreams of seeing a vampire crying cuz she drank evry drop of blood of a friend & looking at da girl with hunger in da vampire's eyes but it usually cuts off at dat part. & a human boy who sumhow got to da vampire world but wuz later caught & blooded. Then Da Council gav da boy a mission to find da next heir to da throne which is da girl with da nightmares. Later da two meet but da boy doesn't kno dat da girl is da one until he touched her hand & saw all of her nightmares & his entire life flash before his eyes. But then da werewolf clan figures out dat da vampire clan don't hav a leader & start going after da girl so her complete blooding won't hapn & she becomes one of them cuz da girl is a born vampire which she has both vampire & human blood in her veins but if a half vampire isn't completely blooded in time, da vampire blood & da human blood start to attack each other in a savage way evntually collides & da half vampire becomes a full werewolf. So wen da boy tells da girl dat she's a half vampire & da next vampire overlord, da werewolf clan interfered & start attacking them. Fortunately, sum of da vampires were spying on da boy, to mak sure da mission is a success, & started helping da boy fight da werewolves. Sadly da boy struck on da head & wuz un consious. Da girl went to da boy & cried ovr him. In a miracle da boy regain consiousness, grabbed da girls arm, & bit but didn't suk. Wen he let go, he died & da girl wuz fully a vampire & killed all da werewolves day were dar. Then she entered da vampire world as da new overlord of da clan but nevr forgot wat da boy for being her friend. I kno it's not wat u would expect from me but it's my first I've done & nevr got to publish. --skyeblood 03:35, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

thats pretty good! to bad your lameass dad had to delete itMr.black 03:49, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Thx & day is one of da reasons y I hate him. --skyeblood 03:52, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

yeah i bet that hes just jealus. or how i like to call it "jealass". one day tho youll be a famous writer/actress and he will be on his knees begging you for som cash and youll say "hell no" and then he will regret all the terrible things that hes done to youMr.black 03:55, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Actually I had a dream bout dat but instead of me saying "hell no" I just called security. But then he had a demon voice & turned into Mr. Tiny. Weird huh? --skyeblood 04:47, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

yeah that is weird. remember how you said that your mom doesnt want your dad to hav a heart attack because of you? well thats kinda ironic since somtimes i tell my dad that he will giv himself a heart attack when we play basketballMr.black 04:51, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Well actually my mom is afraid dat my dad will get so pissed off dat he will giv himself a heart attack cuz he has diabetes, a bad heart, & he's a pretty big guy so if he gets hella pissd off, which he gets real easily, his heart will giv out. Since I'm such a daddy's girl, it pains to imagine him da hospital close to death. --skyeblood 04:57, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

oh that sucks. he probaly taks advantage of that thoMr.black 05:01, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Um no. He trying to stay away from death but it seems lik he's getting closer. --skyeblood 06:04, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

you mean hes got really bad health problems? wow i think that you should mak peace with him fast if you already havnt before its to lateMr.black 01:24, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

I kno I'm trying but he's da one dat makes it difficult. I'm really hoping dat he would regret cuming with me, my friends, & my mom to see eclipse on Saturday. Ahhhh! Dammit! I had to remind myself. Probably da movie would be sold out wen we buy it. --skyeblood 01:48, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

hopefully it will. my mom also wants to see it but thankfully shes not dragging me along. speaking of movies based off books i just watched the percy jackson movie and it sucked balls. they changed 75% of the story! stupid director bastard!Mr.black 03:50, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ya I heard it sux. It's just lik da cirque du freak movie all ovr again except it's a different book. & I just learned dat my dad is going to buy da tickets online & my friends already saw da movie so I hav to suffer with my parents. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Me:8 friends:5, two extra points for watching a romance WITH my parents. How do they cum up with these things? I'm not dat sneaky. DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to die. To mak things worse my dad is forcing me to watch da other two movies with him so he "won't get lost wen we see da 3rd movie" ur right he is making my life suk on purpose. Damn dat bastard!!!!!! --skyeblood 05:07, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

yeah life sucks. i dont get why people do that kinda stuff. cause you see i hav problems with certain people lik my mom, my sister, and my sworn enemy. my point is once people hav a certain advantage over you they use it. all we hav to do is find oursMr.black 05:20, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ya dat is always da problem with ppl, we can't trust nobody unless we wanted to. --skyeblood 05:23, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

i dont trust people regardless. i learned that the hard way believ me and i dont want it to happen againMr.black 05:25, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ok I won't ask. --skyeblood 05:34, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

yeah you shouldnt itll only mak you feel unneccasarily sorry for meMr.black 05:37, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ya I don't want to feel dat again. --skyeblood 00:26, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

yeah trust me you dontMr.black 17:02, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ok I won't. Damn I just told u dat awhile ago. This might be random but do evr get da feeling dat ur forgetting sumthing? I mean lik, I look at today's date, 07/03, Saturday, & I feel lik I'm forgetting sumthing lik sumthing dat is not dat important but sumthing. If u hav an idea don't say it's da day b4 4th of July. I kno dat already. --skyeblood 20:09, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dude I just remembered wat I forgot. Yesterday wuz Mr. Darren Shan's birthday, July 2. If u were going to say da movie eclipse well my parents reminded me already so dat wuznt wat I forgot. Damn Mr. Darren Shan is 38 yrs old now. Dats sux dat I forgot. Dammit! Today I'm so watching all da Darren Shan tributes on YouTube. But then dars dat crappy movie. Fuk it! I'll just read da manga today. K dats just random dat I told u wat I'm going to do today. Ya random. --skyeblood 23:25, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

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